The completely impossible - possible List!

Las Vegas must be part of the Elite Crowd of rude and obnoxious people or maybe they just attract them. I am not 100% sure, but after living here for over 8 years I am more then ready to move away from here. Of course moving somewhere else is not as easy now as when I was l8 or 19. That has been 20 years ago, in case you wondering.

These Days finding a new job is down right a miracle, relocation is a major money under taking and then you have to find a place that hasn't pissed Mother Nature off on a constant bases. With other words, at this moment in time not an option!

But this is where my Blog comes in, my dreamland of the completely impossible - possible List. If I was to coin a Prayer to the Universe today it would go something like this.

Dear Universe,

I know that we have messed things up pretty well around here, but I would like another chance please. I would love to have my own personal little Island somewhere far away from here on which there is still plenty of clean breathable air, fresh Water I can drink without having to add dozens of chemicals just to not get poisoned (:() and fertile ground on which crops can grow and animals that nourish me. I know that I will have to work extremely hard to be able to survive. There may not be any electricity, no computers, no TV, but maybe I can bring some books, my Art stuff and if my husband can tear himself away from his electronics he may actually come too and remember that he has a wife at home and not only chicks on his computer.

I know that there will be a lot of new things to learn, a lot of pain to endure as I work the ground, learn to build my home etc. I would like to make this Island nice and friendly. I don't anyone there that is negative, can't understand that the word Thank You and Please is not a dirty word. I only want friendly people to come and visit me, those that like me just really need a break away from all the rudeness, the stress and the constant aggravations.

I want a safe place for children again. Yes, I know there may be wild Beasts, but we have them here too. Only there the Beast hunt and kill for food and protection, here they are called humans we hunt and kill each other for sport. I find that Animals are a lot more humane then we are. No I am not saying that guns are bad, it is the idiots that use them for drive by shootings, muggings, murder are bad.

I will do what it takes to protect me, but I won't find joy in doing it. Sorry, that is just not my personality. I want kids to be able to be kids again, instead of having to be afraid of Uncle George or Auntie Jane not knowing that their little bodies are OFF LIMITS you perverts. I want to be able to hug my daughter and walk down the street holding her hand like I used to when she was little and not have some idiot honk at us because his mind is in the gutter. You know Family hugs and holds hands for non-sexual reasons too. It is called physical loving and comfortable contact aka love!

I want to be able to smile at someone without them thinking I either want something from them or then suddenly feeling like they need to hit up on me. I want to be able to ask for help without feeling like I am the last piece of shit on the face of the earth, because helping someone went out of style with the dark ages.

I want to be able to tell a lady that she looks lovely today, without some moron thinking I am Gay or getting an erection because he hopes I am. I want to be able to dress up nice without someone trying to ask me how much it costs to fuck me.

I am so sick of stupid human behavior in the Cities it is impossible.

So dear Universe, can I please have my own personal Island so I can start out from scratch. Where the only immigration law is that you have to be NICE, want to work hard, be willing to learn one flipping language so we all can understand each other and want to live in peace and be part of a wonderful something, instead of coming over and trying to take over? Where those that really wish to work can. And those that are too lazy to work are not welcome and have to leave?

Where murder has only one result if you are proven guilty? Death - instant? They may actually quit doing it if they need to fear being taken out instead of cozied and fed. And if you touch a child and that is all the way up to 18 - you get your fucking nuts cut off or your hole sewed tight. If the teen can't keep the legs crossed, she or he can go back to the City. Good bye!!!

My Rules will be posted clearly for all to see. If you can't read them, then come back when you have learned enough of English (since this is my language and it is my Island) to read and understand it. If you are willing to live by them you can come in and good luck to you. We are all here to help each other out. We had to in the beginning! If you can't get back on that Boat and go home!

So yes, I am sort of Tyrannical about this, but I am tired of the way this place is now!

Anyone wanna come along?